Fess Up Speaking

It's Friday.
I've got some fessin to do

Today's Fess Up ?

I'm a chicken when it comes to speaking in public.
Yep.
I'm actually pretty terrified of it.
TER. RIF. IED.

Put me in a room of more than one person waiting for my words  ...

..... BREAKING NEWS .....
 There will be no words because my brain has frozen.

Yikes.
& I mean YIKES.

Put me in that same room, one on one, with any human being on this planet and I'm good.
I'm real good.
In fact, I can pretty much guarantee me and Mr./Ms. One on One will walk out of that room as friends.

It's funny.
I can write and write and keep on writing about anything that pops in my head.
When it comes to vocalizing those very words...?
I got nothing.
Nothing.

It's funny too, that one of my Bucket List wishes is to be the talk of the town in a Karaoke Bar.
I'm talking me, a mic and everyone anticipating my arrival.
I'm talking I sang so well and the crowd loved me so much ...oh my gosh ..they are singing my praises for days ...!
DAYS !
And no belly full of beer allowed.
It's just me and awesomeness.
ooooooo yeah !

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Right.

I'm pretty sure I was a singer or a public speaker in another lifetime.
I guess it ain't happening in this one.
Rats.

Hey, maybe since I've fessed up and acknowledged my failure I will conquer my fear !?!?

Uhhh no.
No can do.

I am a speaker in public chicken.
I am.
I so am.

Cluck ! Cluck !

Fess ! Fess !

:)