Tweetin Twit

Somewhere down the road, I signed up or logged on or subscribed to or whatever one does to enter the Land of the Tweet, aka Twitter.
Got me a fancy little name, encouraged people of the world to 'follow' me.
Yep.
Yes, I did
& welp.
Truth be told, that's where things kinda sorta just screeeeeeeech, dead stopped.

Don't tell anyone but, when it comes to everything, anything Twitter ?
I don't have a clue.
Not one flippin clue.

I put on a good act though.
I'm there, every single day sharing, tweeting my blog words, my ebook.
Yep
& it all may look all fine and fine and somewhat professional but, don't you dare believe me.
It's a fluffy farce.

So.
Just the other day, my phone started this ding, ding, ding, ding, ding crazy light up thing.
Notification after notification.
New follower alerts is what it was
& I thought weeeeeeee ! !
YaY ! !
Swell ! !
Golly ! !
I felt so darn POPULAR.
But, when the big picture of it all finally caught up with my ego ... ?
uh
er
ummmmmm
NOW what do I do ?!!?

oops.

You see, my "problem" with Twitter is that there are just way, wayyyyyyy too many conversations and stimuli all at once.
I can't keep up.
My mind just doesn't function properly when I have that many happenings happening at the same time.
It's just much too complicated to decipher so instead, I do what comes naturally,
I hide.
I throw out my daily "It's ME Twitter ! ! I'm HERE ! !"
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Hashtag my hashtags 
& then,
I get the H out.

Oy.

So today, I'd like to thank those Twitter peeps who were kind enough to jump onto my bandwagon.
Here's a BIG HUG and a very hearty WELCOME
& to anyone else out there that would like to join our party ...?
FUN !
Come on in !!

My blog is there.
My book is there
& I look like I'm all cool and in with the in crowd.
But, now you know, so don't be fooled.
It's confusion of my brain, at it's best.

eek.

@myfloatingwords

Tweet Tweet.

:).

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